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“来啦,老弟” 东北人的“自来熟”有多野

发布时间:2019-07-30 14:22:07 来源:http://www.xiangyans.com

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp提到东北人

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp你是不是脑海里立马出现了

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一句自带BGM的话

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp但今天小编说的是另一句话

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp——

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“来啦,老弟”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp在大东北

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp你随处可以听到这样的话语

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp千万不要想当然地认为

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp是姐姐招呼好久不见的弟弟

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp更大的可能性是

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp饭店服务员

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp在利用“自来熟”的神通

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp招揽客人

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“自来熟”这种天赋

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp早已融入东北人的基因

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp纯纯娘胎里带来的

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp无师也自通

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp1

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“自来熟”的表现形式

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp作为中国最“逗”的东北人

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“自来熟”属性加身

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp无论何时何地都能迅速与人混熟

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp甚至连等红灯的时间也不放过

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp网友@陈年老瓜 :

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp有一次到哈尔滨出差

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp正在路边等红灯

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一名四十多岁的大姐

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp大老远直勾勾跑过来

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp把我吓坏了

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp正在纠结往哪跑的时候

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp大姐一把拽住我

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp老弟啊,皮鞋不错啊,哪整滴啊?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我家里的老公和你长滴贼拉像

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp想给他也整一双……

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp于是,我是一边大口喘气

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一边和大姐唠皮鞋

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp心好累

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp其实,在大东北

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp碰到这种事情大可不必害怕

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小编作为一个正经东北人

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp用30多年累积下来的经验

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp告诉你

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp只要站在原地就行

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp东北人奔你去了

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp大多只是想善意地打个招呼

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp假使东北人真要伤害你

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp也不用跑

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp因为跑也跑不掉!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp东北人体力那可是“杠杠滴”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp俗话说“一回生二回熟”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp但这句话在东北人的身上是不适用的

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp因为,只要有东北人在

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp见一次面就

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp熟得透透的了

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp网友@无意返:

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp经常坐火车出差 被不认识的东北大哥 叫去整几瓶

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp也是常有的事

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp王伟 摄

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp有一次

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp坐晚上的卧铺

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp从哈尔滨去大兴安岭 下铺的大哥刚上车就往外一顿掏 啤酒、鸡爪子、花生米 堆了满满一桌

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp然后

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp甭管认不认识 “左邻右舍”都给了一瓶啤酒 于是火车上的临时小酒局立马成型 喝了一小会儿 一车人全熟了…

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp第二天下车的时候 每个人的眼圈都红红的 不是舍不得分离

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp而是熬夜熬的 喝了一宿,搁道上都是飘的

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp2 “自来熟”的独到作用

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp热情豪迈的性格

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp加上天然的热心肠 东北人的“自来熟” 让人心里暖暖的

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp网友@天天向上 :

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp去年我来黑龙江看鹤

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp在齐齐哈尔

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp向一个扫地大爷问路 大爷十分热情地指了方向 走了几分钟后

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp想先去吃饭,就转了一个弯

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp刚走到一半 一个彪悍的东北大哥

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp骑着机车就追了上来 大声问:

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“大妹砸,要去哪啊”? 吓得我没敢吱声

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp那东北大哥笑了: 刚才扫地的老爷子 说你拐错弯了 让我过来说一声

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这个经历

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp让我的心一直暖暖的 后来每次来东北

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp都感觉特有安全感

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp(小编画外音:那可不,俺们东北人都是活雷锋…)

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp天然的“厚脸皮” 加上幽默诙谐的说话方式 东北人的“自来熟” 能打破别人设下的屏蔽罩 让陌生人很快成为无话不说的 “亲哥们”“好姐妹”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp网友@生活还是这亚子:

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp去年夏天 陪家人坐软卧去海口 从长春上来一个大哥 说是干销售的 看上去文文静静的 结果不到沈阳

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp就聊遍了半拉车厢

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp中新社记者 震龙 摄

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp刚过锦州

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp好家伙,大哥呼呼啦啦 带了七八个人去了餐车 没过一会儿 就听过道里卖货的小哥

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp在对讲机里喊送酒

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp原来大哥这伙人 在餐车越喝越高兴 和另外一伙辽宁大哥

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp直接拜了把子 要一起连吹三瓶

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp到了海口 20多号人簇拥着这位大哥

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp出了站台 差点把警察引过来

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp3

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp东北老年人的“自来熟”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp天生的魅力光环 加上无往不利的社交能力 东北老年人的“自来熟” 更有着极强的传染力

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp网友@肿么肥四:

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp奶奶70多岁了

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp住在乡下 有一次奶奶来哈尔滨串门 第二天就把同栋楼的老人 都认全了 还拽着隔壁李奶奶去剪头发 说附近有个剪头发的特好 俩老太太互相搀着 走了半个点才到地方

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp资料图图片来源:视觉中国

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp后来,奶奶回老家了 我下班回家

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp总被同楼的奶奶堵着打听 只好在自家门前贴字条 “奶奶已回乡下,

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp找她请拨电话……”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp最让我震惊的是 小区里的老年人

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp也都学起奶奶 爱串门了 有事没事总聚在一起唠嗑 邻里关系也越来越好了

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不得不感叹: 奶奶一星期认识的邻居 比我3年认识的都多

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp4 东北人“自来熟”是有原因滴

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唠了这么多“自来熟”的神奇故事 小编要说的是 不要对东北人羡慕嫉妒恨 东北人的“自来熟” 是有原因滴

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小编认为 气候的因素要算一个 东北三省的冬天那叫一个冷 零下十多度是“微微冷” 零下三十多度是“微冷” 偶尔来个零下四十度 也不是什么稀奇事

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp有气象统计数据以来

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp东北最低气温达-52℃

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp年平均气温才-4.3℃

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp中新社发 周长平 摄 图片来源:Cnsphoto

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp陌生人一见面

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp就得赶紧“说正事” 说完赶紧回家捂着

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp要一直搁那儿唠 早冻成冰棍了

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp长此以往

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp再陌生的人也变成了“自来熟”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“自来熟”让东北人 安全地度过了严冬酷寒

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp第二个因素

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp应该和东北人早年的 生活习惯有关

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp数百年上千年以前 东北地区生活的

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp大多是游牧民族 生活条件艰苦

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp挨饿挨冻是常有的事

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp可谓打猎难

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp难于上青天

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp王晓丹 摄

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp如果看到别人家有吃的 还腼腆地不敢张嘴要 那么这人满打满算 也就只能活个几天

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“自来熟”让东北人 在寒冬中填饱了肚子 所以千百年来

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp有着“自来熟”体质的东北人 顽强地生活了下来

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp5 “自来熟”如何修炼?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp说了这么多

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp有小伙伴肯定会问 怎么修炼“自来熟”?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小编很负责任地告诉你 “自来熟”是东北人的 被动技能 如果出生时没有 那么基本这辈子也别指望有了

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp柏松林 摄

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不过 如果你整点空闲的时间 常来东北三省 溜达溜达 说不定还能沾上点 “自来熟”的仙气儿~

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp作者:姜辉

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